UrbanDictionary User

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People who waste thier time learning words that no one but other UrbanDictionary Users know

Justina: me and my bf did an alabama hotpoket :P

Bobert: wtf?

Justina: I can tell you're not a UrbanDictionary user xD

Bobert: o_O

UrbanDictionary User by IAteUrCookieNowFhuckOff October 7, 2010

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urbandictionary user

an idiot who tags definitions as "inaccurate" or "offensive" because they don't understand the concept of Urban Dictionary being OFFENSIVE SLANG.

user: "huuuh hhuh, i dont like the term of 'nigger' coz its racist, even tho black people say it too...huhhh uhhhuh..."

urbandictionary user by Squatdog January 6, 2004

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Urbandictionary User Basher

Someone who posts crappy words on urbandiction.com in order to insult another person.
Fills urbandiction.com with crappy words no one ever uses and will just be deleted

"Man that guy is such a Urbandictionary User Basher"

Urbandictionary User Basher by Urban voter May 26, 2004

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Urban Dictionary User

A person who tends to be vapid, biased, and doesn’t tell the true definitions of the words. Rather, they just say whatever they want to. See, literally any politically related definitions on this website.

John: I wonder what Libertarian means

Urban Dictionary User: They are stupid assholes, unintelligent shits, and big fat poopy heads! How dare they disagree with me! No real definition of what the word actually means for anyone! Here is a 10 paragraph essay on why I am a whiny bitch who can’t handle other ideas!
John: Typical Urban Dictionary User! This is why nobody likes you!

Urban Dictionary User by Noshit2547 May 7, 2020

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Urban Dictionary User

People who like to make everything sexual. You could be looking up what "cow" means, and then there's a sick definition that says "a way for four people to have sex". What the hell?

John is an Urban Dictionary User!

Urban Dictionary User by MINION TAMPONS? June 15, 2021

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Urban Dictionary user

A person under the age of 14 using cuss words or making sex jokes

Man, what a fucking urban dictionary user. The 10 year old basically runs around yelling sex jokes all day

Urban Dictionary user by Kbst June 8, 2018

stupid urban dictionary user

someone who posts stuff that has nothing to do with anything anyone would know about except them. like... the "definition" of a name of some dude they know. who friggin cares?

someone published a definition of "barry", that being "a stupid guy" or something retarted like that. what a stuipd urban dictionary user.

stupid urban dictionary user by chester January 29, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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