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ur a joke describes someone when they are being/doing something dumb.
"Camille ur a joke"

"Ur a joke for thinking she'd believe that"
ur a joke by ken joe April 20, 2019

ur a casul 

It means your a fithy casul fgt. git gud.
ur a casul by non-casul November 27, 2013

Ur A Foot 

Person 1) your dumb
Person 2) well ur a foot
Ur A Foot by EnderTheNeko June 22, 2019

ur a little rat 

something you say when you love someone, but ur just a lil pissed at them rn. it can also be used as a sign of affection, like oh ur such a lil rat ily.
how did you beat me in super smash bros ultimate? ur a little rat.
ur a little rat by pansexualrat March 19, 2019

Ur a Bot 

When an Xbox live 10 year old gets mad at you when you 1v1 him in Fortinte and win or in Minecraft when you steal his diamonds and blow up his house
10 year old: Bro you are so bad 1v1 me after this game

Anybody in the world: Ok i guess

10 year old: *gets destroyed in a 1v1 even after his 15 year old brother and him get destroyed*
10 year old ...

everybody in the world: ...

10 year old: *RAGES* *THROWS MIC* CUSSES YOU OUT* HAS AFFECTIONS FOR YOUR MOM*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ur a bot

Everybody in the world: ok boomer
Ur a Bot by EmotionalSuport_ February 4, 2020

Ur a non intellectual homosexual

One of the worst insults humanity ever created. Destroys other person if used correctly.
Peyton: Ur mom gay
Connor: ur a non intellectual homosexual

Peyton: * Hole opens under Peyton and swallows him and his family whole, then closes so he is trapped for eternity*
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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