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Ur Family lgbt 

ur family LGBT - God himself trembles to the sound of this insult being uttered by any mortal the sun implodes and fifty black holes form around the earth it self. the person who got insulted self implodes at the same time he self combusts.
friend 1 : HA YOUR SISTER MISTER
friend 2 : ur family lgbt
friend1: * explodes while corpse ignites on fire simultaneously causing the literal end of time it self*
friend2 lol
Ur Family lgbt by Shs12#SHOI May 16, 2018

Ur Family Tree LGBT 

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*

ur family tree lgbt 

Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*
ur family tree lgbt by Zigtec May 13, 2018

Ur Family Tree LGBT 

The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.
1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*
Ur Family Tree LGBT by DOOONKEH June 14, 2018

Ur Family Tree LGBT 

The imortal god of “ur” jokes

WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY

AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD
Joe: u smell like butt

Jim: no u

Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister

Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body

ur family tree LGBT 

The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.
David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"

David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track
ur family tree LGBT by Tappie23 March 14, 2018

Ur Family Tree LGBT 

One of the worst, most downright, twisted comebacks known to human kind. can only be countered by "No U" and "Ur nazi buzzy".
Josh: Ur mom gae
Daniel: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur Granny Tranny
Daniel: Ur uncky Funky
Josh: Ur Sister a mister
Daniel: * Falls to his knees* I am sorry...... UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!!!
Josh: Ur- NANI?! *Banish to th Realm of Darkness*
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