udickquitous 

When the idiots, dicks and shit-heads are everywhere.

He looked at the election results and realized it was udickquitous. "I'm surrounded by assholes," he groaned.

udickquitous by Sue Rubba Booboo April 7, 2023

ubicquitous 

Refers to how a smoker always has his butane lighter on hand.

The word "ubicquitous" could also mean that people all over the world are giving up cigarettes, and so these individuals have QUIT using their BIC lighters.

ubicquitous by QuacksO November 14, 2020