Zane (noun):
A mysterious being who almost never responds, appearing only on rare and important occasions—like a legendary Pokémon with selective hearing. Messages to Lio often vanish into the void, but when Lio does reply, it’s treated as a cosmic event worthy of celebration.
This person is such a zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book) bruh like i only told him about my brake up and he just said yeah
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"