Wrong words used by an unalphabet girl that forgot how important words are.
She doesn't want to hurt her boyfriend but she is continuously using the bad ones without meaning them. She doesn't like to see her boyfriend sad and for sure she will cheer him up. She can read him as he can read her. They see each other.
She is also learning how her own unexpected pure autoexpressions without thinking anything in her mind can create a reaction on his boyfriend...
She only has eyes for him. He is the only one in her heart.
She is also very addictive to internet and needs to stop so she can do real staff in real life.
A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.
The indecisive person's go-to when confronted with a decision they have to make. Next to 'it doesn't matter to me'. Rather than collaborate to come to a conclusion, they whip this puppy out to relieve all liability from them onto the other person.
'Should we stick with our original plans or go out with friend?'
A phrase used to signify to an individual that you are aware of their current level shenanigans and believe that you have surpassed them in your level of shenanigans.
The phrase is best delivered in a condescending vocal tone.
Garfield: Hey! Odie!
Odie: Whats up Garfield?
Garfield: I'm up to you.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.