2 definitions by Jyezaaa
A wild and silly guy who loves all the bitches. Cannot be tamed or controlled. Enjoys nerding out on games like Hearthstone. Like Italian Dry Salame and Reese's. Will out pull-up you and then make you square up. Pretzels is the same. Panda.
by Jyezaaa December 20, 2016
A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.
by Jyezaaa January 6, 2017