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upsyndrome 

1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness.
"Ever since meeting Caroline, I think Tom has come down with a bout of up-syndrome."

"...It really sucks having your upsyndrome flair up at a gay bar..."

We always thought Susie was weird, then the truth reared its ugly little head -- out of her pants when she was diagnosed with up-syndrome!"

5:00 News Headline:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome -- are two penises better than one?"
upsyndrome by PetShelterPimp May 13, 2005
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upsyndrome 

having so much down syndrome that you dont even know what is going on. you must have a lot of downs to be able to get upsyndrome. this is a very rare but life threating disease. but by having upsyndrome you are automatically a playa.
guy 1: is that an upsyndrome over there!?
guy 2: duh. he is so dumb. but he is a boss at the same time.
guy 1: word.
upsyndrome by wordmang222 December 15, 2010
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026