PetShelterPimp's definitions

kackenbauls

1. The "utzfah", the "right stuff", "what it takes".

2. A German delicacy....

"Suzy likes men with big kackenbauls."

"I decided to bake Joe kackenbauls for his birthday, he ate them right up."

"We catered a celebration for the Men's Theater Ensemble, and they all adored the stuffed kackenbauls!"

"Kackenbauls are best served plump, and best eaten on a stick."

by PetShelterPimp May 13, 2005

upsyndrome

1. The state of one's PENIS being in a perpetual state of happiness.

"Ever since meeting Caroline, I think Tom has come down with a bout of up-syndrome."

"...It really sucks having your upsyndrome flair up at a gay bar..."

We always thought Susie was weird, then the truth reared its ugly little head -- out of her pants when she was diagnosed with up-syndrome!"

5:00 News Headline:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome -- are two penises better than one?"

by PetShelterPimp May 13, 2005

up-syndrome

The condition where genitalia is in a perpetually happy state.

"Tom came down with a case of up-syndrome soon after meeting Caroline."

"We always thought Susie was a bit weird, but we didnt know for certain until her secret reared its ugly little head -- she was diagnosed with up-syndrome."

5:00 News Report:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome... Are two penises better than one?"

by PetShelterPimp March 5, 2005

kackenbauls

A German delicacy, served hot and plump.

"Betty loves a man who knows how to prepare his kackenbauls for consumption."

"After a long day at the office, Sally realized that she needed to relax and recharge with a big and meaty helping of kackenbauls."

by PetShelterPimp March 5, 2005

soodihooduhwhut

The almost unintelligible jabber of a man caught sodomizing his cat.

Me: WTF mate?
Ronnie: *moans*
Me: Dude get off Fluffy!
Ronnie: Soodihooduhwhut?!

by PetShelterPimp March 5, 2005