Unparchedment

A poetic and metaphorical state of eternal nourishment, joy, and vitality—the exact opposite of being “parched” or dehydrated. It describes a spirit, soul, or presence that refreshes, uplifts, and revitalizes everything it touches, like a river of life flowing through one’s veins. This state embodies the essence of poetic invention: she moves through the world as a river of joy, lighting up every moment with energy, and you, the inventor, are the unparchedment to her heavy, dehydrated soul.
Submitted by : RDS

“There’s an unparchedment in her soul—she’s basically a walking life-giver.”
“Her unparchedment flows through your veins like oxygen.”
“You, my friend, are the unparchedment to her dehydrated soul.

“The word unparchedment is hereby recorded as an original creation by RDS, its sole inventor.”

Unparchedment by C.A. VALEN November 18, 2025

unparchedment

A poetic or metaphorical state of being spiritually nourished, emotionally refreshed, or inwardly hydrated; the opposite of dryness, depletion, or parchedness.

“There is an unparchedment in her soul—she is never dry, always nourished.”
“Her unparchedment flows through your veins like oxygen.”
“You are the unparchedment to her dehydrated soul.”
“He felt an indescribable unparchedment whenever she spoke to him.”

unparchedment by C.A. VALEN November 18, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004