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Unlargement 

1.
The act of de-enlarging something

2. When a man loses his erection
Guy 1: Ah damn man..
Guy 2: what bro?
Guy 1: so my girl tried some new kinky shit and She totally made me have an unlargement...
Guy 2: Awh shit bro that really sucks.
Guy 1: yeah..
Unlargement by Phixgod November 7, 2018

Penis enlargement pills 

Literally the fake ads you see on porn that actually make your penis small
Bob:ayo billy I've been takin those penis enlargement pills from pornhub and I bet the girls are lovin it
Billy:ohhhhh that's why she said it was small

Rectal Enlargement Programs 

Company policies that take advantage of, generally make things harder for, or outright harms its employment staff.
Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !

Penis enlargement pills 

Hey, would you like any Penis enlargement pills🤦 ♀️

pudendum enlargement

the term used for the penis girls grow. generally they have to cut it weekly, but to really depends on the person. it can grow from 1-6 inches, but it really depends on the hormones, genetics, age, and weight. it stops growing with menopause, and sex can often speed up the growing process. some girls get a shot or a removal surgery at birth and were never taught about it, some get removal surgeries when they’re older.
“umm...does that girl have a penis?”
yeah bro that’s pudendum enlargement”

redneck penis enlargement 

a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.
bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.