Uglargement

When a seemingly attractive thumbnail Facebook photo is enlarged to reveal a significant degree of ugly.
See also zeewm

Patty's profile picture looked amazing, Jim thought, until he he clicked on it and saw the uglargement.

Uglargement by Thor's MC Hammer February 9, 2010

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Unlargement

1.
The action of de- enlarging an object
2.
What happened when a man loses his erection

Guy 1:

Ah man my girlfriend tried some new kinky shit last night and she totally caused and unlargement

Guy 2. Awh shit man that’s horrible.

Unlargement by Phixgod November 7, 2018

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Uglargement • Unlargement

Unlargement

1.
The act of de-enlarging something

2. When a man loses his erection

Guy 1: Ah damn man..
Guy 2: what bro?
Guy 1: so my girl tried some new kinky shit and She totally made me have an unlargement...
Guy 2: Awh shit bro that really sucks.
Guy 1: yeah..

Unlargement by Phixgod November 7, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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