2 definitions by Halfords lower

Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..
by Halfords lower March 9, 2018
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Vadge (short for vagina)
Man, her leggings were so tight that you could clearly see her vadge spladge.
by Halfords lower May 31, 2018
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