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adjective, untidier, untidiest.
1.
not tidy or neat; slovenly; disordered:
an untidy room; an untidy person.
2.
not well-organized or carried out:
an untidy plan.
verb (used with object), untidied, untidying.
3.
to mess up; disorder; disarrange:
The guests untidied the room.
"an untidy room; an untidy person."
He went to a little untidy desk in the corner, and began a note.
untidy by M.I.Z February 14, 2015
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untidy joseph 

Another name for the food item "sloppy joe" (ground beef smothered in tomato sauce served on a bun).

Reserved only for bad asses (BA's).
Peggy Sue: Eat your untidy joseph, kid.

Julie Anne: Fuck you.
untidy joseph by jmrot July 27, 2009

untidy sock drawer 

A messy looking vagina, with flaps of skin hanging down around her knees
Bloody hell john , I whipped her panties off and went to have a rifle and she had such an untidy sock drawer, I daren’t let me digits anywhere near.
untidy sock drawer by Shuttlep January 18, 2008

untidy joseph 

When a you cum everywhere but inside her and she still ends up pregnant. Bonus points if you're for sure the only guy shes been with and the baby STILL isn't yours.
Dudebro #1 "Bro, my girl says shes pregnant but i always pop on her chest". Dudebro #2 "DUDE! That's an Untidy Joseph, your girls carrying Jesus 2.0!" Dudebro #1 "Holy Shit Bro!" Dudebro #2 "EXACTLY!"
untidy joseph by Gorbachops February 26, 2019

Untidy Matty 

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse
You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.
Untidy Matty by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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