Unkel 

Unkel is the definition of incompetence. Unlike the common species of uncle that gets drunk and humors you at holiday parties, this type of Unkel is far more sinister. Created by Major League Soccer, "the Unkel" is capable of an unwarranted red card or game altering penalty kick at any time. No MLS team is safe and no fan base is ever comfortable when an Unkel roams the pitch.

Our team outplayed the opponent for the entirety of this game, if it wasn't for the Unkel we would have won!

Unkel by lorddunn August 21, 2018

Unkel Kreepy

A kickass Puerto Rican dude who cooks good food, drinks Four Loko and plays GTA V with you.

I wonder if Unkel Kreepy will get online tonight.

Unkel Kreepy by BRJG October 8, 2018

unbelievers 

Fuck, you're tight," Louis groans.
"Oh, really? I thought this would be easy considering I've never done this before," Harry breathily shoots back. "Fucking moron."

"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?" Louis snaps. The floor is cold, but Harry's body is radiating heat from everywhere, and it's making Louis even more frustrated.

have you read unbelievers??
yeah Fuck, you're tight," Louis groans.
"Oh, really? I thought this would be easy considering I've never done this before," Harry breathily shoots back. "Fucking moron."

"Are you going to shut up and let me fuck you?" Louis snaps. The floor is cold, but Harry's body is radiating heat from everywhere, and it's making Louis even more frustrated.

unbelievers by fuck you’re tight December 15, 2020

Dick Urkel

Now the question is who is Dick Urkel? Is he the man or the hammer...? Or the cauldron ? He is actually the creator and narrator of the game Getting over it(with Dick Urkel). He's an asshole and will tell you random quotes while you're raging playing this godforsaken game and want to kill yourself. He's also famous for being in a videogamedunkey video.

"This is gonna be one of those games where the fucking guy talks over the whole time isn't it ?"
"The only way this game is good is if you get to beat the fucking guy to death with the hammer. The guy who keeps talking."
"Fucking Dick Urkel piece of shit game!"

Dick Urkel by bipedal December 4, 2019

Unbelievable Jeff 

A term popularised by Chris Kamara of Sky Sports News in the UK. It is used when in shock as though something is above unbelievable or near impossible

Jeff Stelling: "and we have a goal, Chris Kamara what's happening?"

Chris Kamara: "Emile Heskey has actually scored, and what a shot from outside the area, UNBELIEVABLE JEFF"

Unbelievable Jeff by Christinction May 28, 2013

ungelivable

Same as "Ungeliable". Ungelivable is constructed by Chinese internet users to negate and adjectivize the word of "geli", which is translatrated from Chinese, literally meaning "forcefulness". It is used to express the feeling of unforceful, unsatisfactory, lousy, unpleasant, unfavorable, terrible.

WTF? Chinese soccer team lost again? against Japan? 0:8? That's too ungelivable!!!

ungelivable by lybow November 10, 2010

unkillable 

A person who just won't fucking die!

After ripping his cock out through his asshole, it appears that Andy is unkillable.

unkillable by Salty V July 1, 2008