Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BRJG

Garno

Garno adjective: having comparatively little size or slight dimensions.

Damn, his penis is so Garno that I can't feel it.

Garno by BRJG October 8, 2018

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A kickass Puerto Rican dude who cooks good food, drinks Four Loko and plays GTA V with you.

I wonder if Unkel Kreepy will get online tonight.

Unkel Kreepy by BRJG October 8, 2018

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Something fat people lay down on the bed during sexual intercourse to soak up any loose stool that migrates from their sphincters.

I'm glad we put that poop towel down Jackie, you squirted an awful lot out of your back cunt.

Poop Towel by BRJG October 8, 2018

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A window licker, a tide pod eater, a Ricky Retardo, a knuckle dragger.

That Kreepy's Kid just finger painted a unicorn on the sidewalk with his shit.

Kreepy's Kid by BRJG October 8, 2018

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Hey Laura, Boot-Boot just shit on the floor again.

Boot-Boot by BRJG October 8, 2018

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