5 definitions by BRJG

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Something fat people lay down on the bed during sexual intercourse to soak up any loose stool that migrates from their sphincters.
I'm glad we put that poop towel down Jackie, you squirted an awful lot out of your back cunt.
by BRJG October 08, 2018
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Garno adjective: having comparatively little size or slight dimensions.
Damn, his penis is so Garno that I can't feel it.
by BRJG October 08, 2018
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A window licker, a tide pod eater, a Ricky Retardo, a knuckle dragger.
That Kreepy's Kid just finger painted a unicorn on the sidewalk with his shit.
by BRJG October 08, 2018
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A kickass Puerto Rican dude who cooks good food, drinks Four Loko and plays GTA V with you.
I wonder if Unkel Kreepy will get online tonight.
by BRJG October 08, 2018
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