Uniti

A dope ass bitch

Friend 1 " Damn look at uniti"

Friend 2 "I see her all swagged the fuck out"

*Uniti pulls the fucc up*

Uniti : Sup hoes , whomst the fucc wanna go to 7/11 and cash the fuck out??

Friend 1 " I'm down"

Friend 2 " yeah me too , Uniti A.K.A

A dope ass bitch"

by stacethegoat July 26, 2017

Uniti

She is just a straight cunt who thinks the world revolves around her. Often taking advantage of her friends and expecting them to taking it, and throwing a pissy fit when they do it back. Normally fat and blonde, and has mental instability.

"She got so angry at you for that?"
"Yeah, she's a total Uniti."

by Anomnomnomymous October 16, 2013

J unit

Someone who’s apart of Junior grimes league of followers/top elite

Other word for a follower of junior Grimes (a “juniortrooper”

J grimes kid are known as “children of the forbidden one”

Anybody who is affiliated with J grimes (junior Grimes) is by definition part of the J unit

J unit is for elite muthafuckas ONLY, the IN crowd if you will

Only the informed and VIP are apart of the J unit

by Handle this or handle none October 7, 2021

Citizens United

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.

Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!

by euphemismo March 21, 2010

Retard Unit

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

by vektorweg June 5, 2017

United Airlines

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

by TheSporadic April 12, 2017

Retard Unit

What normal people usually call the imperial system.

Normal person: It's 32 degrees Celsius outside or 90 retard units.

Retard murican: It's 90 degrees.

Normal person at the gym: 70 kg
Retard murican gym nolife: Yo I just benched 154 lb. Do you even lift bro?

#murican retard #imperial system #metric system

by watchoutch January 24, 2017