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Friend 1 " Damn look at uniti"

Friend 2 "I see her all swagged the fuck out"

*Uniti pulls the fucc up*

Uniti : Sup hoes , whomst the fucc wanna go to 7/11 and cash the fuck out??

Friend 1 " I'm down"

Friend 2 " yeah me too , Uniti A.K.A

A dope ass bitch"
Uniti by stacethegoat July 26, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
She is just a straight cunt who thinks the world revolves around her. Often taking advantage of her friends and expecting them to taking it, and throwing a pissy fit when they do it back. Normally fat and blonde, and has mental instability.
"She got so angry at you for that?"
"Yeah, she's a total Uniti."
Uniti by Anomnomnomymous October 16, 2013
Describing a system where multiple hardware devices act as a single brain.
"This smart home setup is fully uniti; the speakers and lights respond as one unit."
uniti by zZonalRegion April 15, 2026
Someone who’s apart of Junior grimes league of followers/top elite

Other word for a follower of junior Grimes (a “juniortrooper”

J grimes kid are known as “children of the forbidden one”

Anybody who is affiliated with J grimes (junior Grimes) is by definition part of the J unit
J unit is for elite muthafuckas ONLY, the IN crowd if you will

Only the informed and VIP are apart of the J unit

Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010

Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.
Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.
Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017

United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.
Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.
United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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