Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.

Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.

by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020

Unicornography

An illegal type of porn involving unicorns.

Dude, did you hear about that unicornographic material that was found downtown the other day?

Yeah. Those guys are gonna bet straight busted on Unicornography charges.

by Rafetron January 27, 2010