Rainbows&Dildos's definitions

Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.

Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.

by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020