Named for the motion as well as the signature Hitler mustache the motion creates, this euphemism involves an underhanded "zig heil" arm movement with an end result on your significant other having a Hitler 'stache.
Said to your friends at work in an extremely roundabout way:
"While we were experimenting with the glitter sack the previous day, I am currently trying to surprise her with an Underhanded Hitler."
A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.
Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"
Jerking off in a public restroom stall while doing a handstand. The ejaculation must take place in less than 15 seconds after the jerking commences, and to truly perform this dead the load must be caught in the mouth of the one jerking off.
Dude I passed this girl walking through the mall yesterday. I got so hard I had to go into sprint to the restroom and pull an underhanded fastball.
when you totally, fucking, like just grab someone’s entire spine when you’re having sex, and then you rip it out and grind it up and snort it like cocaine
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.