Unconfuse
Unconfuse by Jackie Ruiz Shelton April 16, 2008
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Unconsexting
When a person tries to sext with someone who does not respond favourably...but keeps doing it anyways.
A guy is sitting at home, and starts feeling frisky. He then starts sexting a girl he knows. When she isn't into it, sexting becomes unconsexting:
Unconsexter: "Hey Marsha, I'm tearing off your clothes."
Victim: "Leave me alone! You're fucking weird, ewww."
Unconsexter: "Yeah, you're scared, aren't you? Now you're running away from me while I'm chasing after you."
Victim: "NO! This isn't a game! We're not sexting! Leave me alone or I'll call the cops!!!"
Unconsexter: "'If you call the cops, I'll kill you,' I say, as I'm sliding off your panties..."
Unconsexter: "Hey Marsha, I'm tearing off your clothes."
Victim: "Leave me alone! You're fucking weird, ewww."
Unconsexter: "Yeah, you're scared, aren't you? Now you're running away from me while I'm chasing after you."
Victim: "NO! This isn't a game! We're not sexting! Leave me alone or I'll call the cops!!!"
Unconsexter: "'If you call the cops, I'll kill you,' I say, as I'm sliding off your panties..."
Unconsexting by BSimba December 14, 2012
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unconsecrated
A term used to describe the undead esp. zombies.This term is used in the book series "The Forest Of Hands and Teeth" by Carrie Ryan
The pool of unconsecrated surrounded me.
unconsecrated by Kristy B. May 4, 2011
Unconsent
unconfined
Isn't she/he with......? Nah they unconfined, they Betta not DNA test them welfare checks. They loose
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unconsentual sex
unconsentual sex by Chief chokes on dick May 27, 2018
unconfuzzled
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