UNCLE TONY

To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex

Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!

by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004

Uncle tony

He is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper.....and hes always on his way...

uncle tony is comming so you better watch your fuckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong

by uncletonybaloni May 18, 2010

UNCLE TONY

To spout useless outdated automotive advice telling others how things are....while actually doing as little work as possible all the while smoking cheap roll up cigarettes, accomplishing nothing and never producing a positive result.

Damn, John Uncle Tony cleaned that block and it blew up on the dyno.

by 666kty September 15, 2021

Uncle Tony

French boi who will Google for you simple questions for your sensitive ass.

"SHIET DOG, UNCLE TONY WON'T EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS A SHORT, I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT"

by Uber Trader June 1, 2020

Uncle Tony

An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.

John Wick is a total OG. No, John Wick is an Uncle Tony type of OG.

by Flokifreak October 27, 2021

Uncle Tony

Best waterpolo manager in history

Wow, I have a pretty good manager
Cool, you must have Uncle Tony

by PeelyBoy69 November 22, 2021

Uncle Tony

A derogatory term for a member of the LGBTQ (usually a gay man) who is considered to be subservient to heterosexuals implying that they ate sellouts to their own people. The LGBTQ equivalent of an Uncle Tom in Black community. This term is inspired by ultra-MAGA comedian Tony Hitchcliffe.

Hey did you hear Bruce is in favor of the Supreme Court making same sex marriage a state's decision not a federal one protected by the constitution?

For real why I thought he was openly gay?

Yeah true, but apparently he's a real UNCLE TONY.

by 69HARAMBE69 March 6, 2025