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To kick open a restroom door, and then begin to fuck any poor bystander in the ass, while assuring him its ok because you work for fed-ex
Mike was taking a piss at Joshua Huddy's brewery when that man came in and gave him an uncle tony!!
by dont mess with ray February 10, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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He is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper.....and hes always on his way...
uncle tony is comming so you better watch your fuckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong
by uncletonybaloni May 18, 2010
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French boi who will Google for you simple questions for your sensitive ass.
"SHIET DOG, UNCLE TONY WON'T EXPLAIN ME WHAT IS A SHORT, I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT"
by Uber Trader June 01, 2020
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