Uncle Jessie 

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

Uncle Jessie by Mike February 8, 2004

uncle jesse 

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone

Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse

uncle jesse by Seany Mac May 3, 2003

uncle Jesse style 

To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.

I wanted to look cool today so I sat uncle Jesse style. Then everyone copied me.

uncle Jesse style by hoss cat October 22, 2007

Uncle Jesse 

Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.

Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...

Uncle Jesse by Crew Middle Fork November 21, 2004

Uncle Jesse 

The act of receiving a blowjob from a female who is pooping at the same time.

Matt and Kelly were in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I heard he got an Uncle Jesse!

Uncle Jesse by Art Mothman November 29, 2010

uncle jesse'in it 

To be sweet and caring. To offer advice as if you are the only one who knows what you need to hear. To help someone with their problems. If you are truly uncle jess'in it then when someone does something to you or someone you know, you don't tell. To be cool while doing all this.

I have been Uncle Jesse'in it with everyone in my family today. My sister broke my TV but since she is going to replace it I don't see a reason for anyone to know.

uncle jesse'in it by hoss cat October 22, 2007

Uncle Jesse 

a term that can refer to an adult kickball team that is known for horrible kickball ability, thinking they are great at flipcup (even though they really aren't), and having a generally obnoxious and egotistical attitude. Uncle Jesses believe they are great at flipcup because they lack careers or ambition in life and, therefore, can spend all night at the bar playing Survivor. During matches against any true competitors, they predictably sh*t the bed. Uncle Jesse men are approximately 30 years of age or older and still insist on reliving their college years, drinking every night and running to their former colleges for football games every chance they get. They also tend to cheat on their girlfriends and wives. Uncle Jesse women are vapid sorostitutes, except for the occassional unattractive fat girl.

-It's 1:30am and you have work tomorrow. Instead of being an Uncle Jesse, pay your tab and go home.

-You're almost 30 years old. Stop cheating on your girlfriend, get out of your failing cheesesteak business, and stop listening to everything your mommy tells you to do. You don't want to be an Uncle Jesse your entire life!

Uncle Jesse by NotJessesGirl February 5, 2010