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Uncle Ben's 

A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."

Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."

Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
Uncle Ben's by Cookieman00x December 27, 2011
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Uncle Ben's 

Uncle Ben (aka. Franklin Ben) born 23 September 1965 , is an Indian prince who is the son and probable heir of the Maharaja of Rajpipla in Gujarat. He has been labelled 'The Sachin Tendulkar of instant rice'.

Mr. Ben also rose to fame in 2007 with his Bollywood classic "Rice Rice Baby".
Luke: What's for lunch today , Tommy?

Tom: Think I'll have some Uncle Ben's.

Luke: Hmm, you seem to have that quite a lot.

Tom: Yeah, once you've struck oil you stop digging.
Uncle Ben's by T.Snow'sPOS September 24, 2018

uncle ben's boys 

a racial term to define asians.
look at uncle ben's boys driving around in their hondas, shouldn't they be out on the rice patties?
uncle ben's boys by oliverclosoff December 1, 2009

Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food
Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.
Uncle Ben’s rice by eef119 March 13, 2022

Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime 

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it
I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime
Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime by NextJen September 7, 2024

Uncle bens

Uncle Bens means pulling out so you don’t cum in a girl.
Uncle bens by Biasto44 August 4, 2022