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It is a curse that is not a curse; removal of a blessing; taking privileges or talents away via actual or fictional methods; returning to normality; a permanent debuff until a blessing is performed again.
"Since the Witch unblessed me, I couldn't swim anymore"

"I thought I had the winning ticket, but it turns out my friends were joking with me"
"Now this is a real unblessing in disguise"

"The Unblessed were immune to mortal magic, and this is why their army was the most feared by all..."
unbless by T.Mamuleum January 19, 2015
Words you can keep

unbless you 

when you want to un-bless someone after they sneeze and are blessed by someone else
A:"Achoo!"
B:"Bless you!"
C:"..Unbless you.."
unbless you by boobooalleyne March 13, 2024

Jk unless 

When you say something as a joke but you lowkey do mean it
What if we kissed rn? Jk unless...-guy/girl that probably likes you
Jk unless by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020

haha jk.... unless? 

the definition is in the name

haha jk....

unless?
steve: what if we put our minecraft beds next to each other haha jk.... unless?

alex: no-
haha jk.... unless? by galn September 1, 2019

unless he's wearing diapers 

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!
Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

Unless..? 

The word that's said to indicate you might be open to an idea that you have protested against previously.

Usually used to convince your friends of something that you secretly really want to do
Haha boys, we couldn't get Fresh Slice for the fourth day in a row...unless..?
Unless..? by gouldozs May 16, 2020

Do not click this unless you are 18

Reverse psychology to get people under 18 to click on something.
"Do not click this unless you are 18"
...
*Clicks 900 fucking times*
*Porn comes up*
*Clicks 9000 fucking times*
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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