Definitions by lawilamoto
paddyphile
One who is extremely interested, maybe even obsessed, with all things Irish. One who loves Ireland, its people, and culture.
paddyphile by lawilamoto December 31, 2015
fuggar
An abbreviation of "fucking Duggar"; a variation of "fucker". Used to describe someone who is an embarrassment, an idiot, a shame to humans. Particularly relevant in light of the Josh Duggar scandal.
fuggar by lawilamoto October 8, 2015
nmpd
Abbreviation for: "Not My Problem Dude". Appropriate for when someone is trying to rope you into their problems, in an effort to get you to take them on so they can avoid, ignore, or deny them. May be a response to an attempt to manipulate one's sympathies or feelings of obligation.
Girl #1: You know that married guy I'm seeing? He's always trying to tell me about his problems with his wife, how badly she treats him, etc.
Girl #2: Who has time for that?? You need to tell him "NMPD!!"
Girl #2: Who has time for that?? You need to tell him "NMPD!!"
nmpd by lawilamoto June 15, 2013
Utititarian
A no-frills bra that is designed purely for functional, not decorative or fashion, reasons. Usually comes in basic, no-messing-about colors, like white, nude, and black.
Friend 1: Oooh...those are some sexy underwear! Hot date tonight?
Friend 2: No, unfortunately. It's laundry day today, so all my utititarian bras are in the wash!
Friend 2: No, unfortunately. It's laundry day today, so all my utititarian bras are in the wash!
Utititarian by lawilamoto January 24, 2012
Disserdating
When you devote so much time to your dissertation (or related projects and research and efforts to put off writing) that you are no longer interested in romantic relationships/sex.
Guy 1: "Hey, I wonder if I should ask that hottie out?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I hear she's too busy disserdating!"
Guy 2: "Nah, I hear she's too busy disserdating!"
Disserdating by lawilamoto October 15, 2009