umbongo

A play on the name of Ubuntu of the Linux operating system world. Meant to belittle it by associating it with the playful childish fruit drink.

I hear those idiots are running Umbongo server on their web servers

by linusandhisblanket March 16, 2011

Umbongo

Some sort of fruit juice in a carton, as advertised on television in the mid 1980's in the UK.

'Umbongo, Umbongo, they drink it in the Congo.'

by Remus Shoreditch November 10, 2003

umbongo

Racial slur given to a homosexual black man or the act of homosexual anal sex.

n. An umbongo
v. To umbongo

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

Umbongo

a gay homo that called me a chicken fucker on the internet

What a fuckin dildo umbongo ben s.

by chicken fucker 69 my mom April 30, 2003

umbongo

Although Umbongo isn't actually a 'gay fucker' given his 'luck' (In the broadest possible sense) with women maybe it's an avenue he should consider pursuing.

"Hey, have you been to UK:R today? Umbongo had another date last night."

"Fuckin loser."

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

umbungo

A 1980's fruit drink

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a
guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty
tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The
parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Um Bongo

An immaculate drink found deep in the heart of the Congo. Due to it's combined rarity and absurdly exquisite taste, it is currently the most expensive drink on the planet. As a result of this it is often drunk in combination with water to achieve a "percentile" level that is both affordable and adequately dilutes the sweet, juicy nectar to a point where drinking it is actually bearable - drinking 100% Um Bongo is not advisable, it is too tasty and will leave you wanting more, however due to it's extreme cost this may not be possible and can lead to a dangerous spiral into theft, prostitution, and eventual death.

Most commonly found in The Compound, Lobo

TOR member: "Oi Davy what percentile is that?"

Davy: "90%"

TOR member #1: "Fuck I'm hungover..."
TOR member #2 "Mate have some of my Um Bongo, but make sure you have it with ice, and I don't want the percentile any higher than 30%"
TOR member #1: "TOR"

"TOR"

by TOR representative March 3, 2014