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Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a
guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty
tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The
parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
umbungo by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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umbungulant

I've told you to stop talking, now you're just being umbungulant!
umbungulant by On Paper I bleed January 21, 2019
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A play on the name of Ubuntu of the Linux operating system world. Meant to belittle it by associating it with the playful childish fruit drink.
I hear those idiots are running Umbongo server on their web servers
umbongo by linusandhisblanket March 16, 2011
Some sort of fruit juice in a carton, as advertised on television in the mid 1980's in the UK.
'Umbongo, Umbongo, they drink it in the Congo.'
Umbongo by Remus Shoreditch November 10, 2003
Racial slur given to a homosexual black man or the act of homosexual anal sex.
n. An umbongo
v. To umbongo
umbongo by Jeff24 December 19, 2004
a gay homo that called me a chicken fucker on the internet
What a fuckin dildo umbongo ben s.
Although Umbongo isn't actually a 'gay fucker' given his 'luck' (In the broadest possible sense) with women maybe it's an avenue he should consider pursuing.
"Hey, have you been to UK:R today? Umbongo had another date last night."

"Fuckin loser."
umbongo by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004
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