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The Ultimate Showdown 

Often the result of a pissed-off Godzilla, The Ultimate Showdown is a pointless century-long battle between famous characters, both realistic and fictional, resulting in awestruck civilians, hundreds of dead bodies, and a victorious (yet slightly suicidal) Mr. Rogers.
"This is The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."

ultimate showdown 

A flash animation/song by lemon demon and altf4 about the ultimate battle. it started with godzilla and batman. Mr. Rogers was the winner.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny 

This is a song from Lemon wich describes the battle between almost every hero in the world. It all started with Godzilla 'hopping' around Tokyo city. Then came Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris and many others.

This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...

...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...

...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...

...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny) 

an amazing song. if you know the lyrics by heart, you will get all the bitches.
Kyle: "hey, did you hear about chad's performance yesterday of The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)?

Mike:"yeah, bro got all the rizz and got a bunch of bitches after!"

Ultimate Golden shower 

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019