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Ugliness is the property of physical things that are unappealing to the eye. The term is frequently used in reference to human appearance. The opposite of ugliness is beauty.
Ugliness is a matter of subjective aesthetics, one person may think something beautiful that another may find ugly.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Ugliness is a matter of subjective aesthetics, one person may think something beautiful that another may find ugly.
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
I'm filled with ugliness.
ugliness by stillborndesires May 13, 2005
Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness
A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness by Bert Bert August 8, 2005
ugliness
1) quality which makes a person or thing physically unappealing
2) a flaw in an otherwise valuable and precious object
3) imperfection which makes a person truly human and normal
2) a flaw in an otherwise valuable and precious object
3) imperfection which makes a person truly human and normal
1) ugliness is not a crime
2) the true ugliness of his car was the plastic happy face with the cowboy hat on the end of the antenna (but he couldn't be bothered to remove it)
3) even though he considered his every flaw to be ugliness, she saw the beauty of it all.
2) the true ugliness of his car was the plastic happy face with the cowboy hat on the end of the antenna (but he couldn't be bothered to remove it)
3) even though he considered his every flaw to be ugliness, she saw the beauty of it all.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness
Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness by Benfea October 16, 2006