A paladin of unbridled awesomeness who trancends the very word "awesome" itself. Dedicated to educating the mass of wusses on every aspect of awesome.
Ubarlight likes long walks on the beach, intellectual discussions on who is cooler and the proper mechanics of eating melons, spamming duels to wusses and hitting on women. OH YEA!
Anything that surpasses 1337,sweetness, teh hax, or other words used to define superiority. The word ubar is a misspelling of uber, which is "super" in German.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).