A magnificently great song or tune manufactured by an incredibly great musical artist. These are songs that you can rock out to anywhere, anytime, no matter what. Even weddings, funerals and court hearings! It is impossible for an uberballad to be sung or created by any musical entity associated with Disney. Artists incapable of producing an uberballad are put under the category of the Uberballad Blacklist. This list includes The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana and many other artists, many of which are not associated with Disney, yet still suck.
Concert Audience Member #1: Wow, that song is so great!
Concert Audience Member #2: Yeah man, that's an UBERBALLAD!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"