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watching orpahns being cooked in a boiling kettle makes me umbo
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Whoa, I have got a real woodie this morning.

You mean an umbo?

Yeah, its so hard I could use it to drill for water.
Umbo by jay xuret December 10, 2013
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In San Francisco, a boner triggered by the sound of a foghorn blowing.
Did you hear the foghorn on the Golden Gate Bridge blowing last night?

Yeah, gave me a wicked umbo.
Umbo by Jay Xuret February 2, 2014
The Foghorn on the city-side of the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.

Whoa, it is foggy this morning. I can hear the Foghorn by the Golden Gate blowing.

You mean Umbo?

Yeah, perfect name for the Foghorn
Whoa, it is foggy this morning. I can hear the Foghorn by the Golden Gate blowing.

You mean Umbo?

Yeah, perfect name for the Foghorn
Umbo by jay duret March 6, 2015

umboobai 

goodnight, umboobai
umboobai by blaccman January 1, 2020
A play on the name of Ubuntu of the Linux operating system world. Meant to belittle it by associating it with the playful childish fruit drink.
I hear those idiots are running Umbongo server on their web servers
umbongo by linusandhisblanket March 16, 2011
A reference to a method of smoking the herb Cannabis using just rolling papers. Requires at least two Dubs of Weed. Roll one Joint out of 60% of the weed, upon completion roll another Joint but place a half inch Filter on one side and put a half inch of the already rolled Joint in the Rolling Paper prior to rolling. Then roll the Joint making the two connect, take a third Rolling Paper and roll around the middle section of the Umbooo. Invented to solve the problem of there being no white mans equivalent to a Blunt or L which is predominantly used by people of African American descent. Some advice for rolling would be to give extra breathing room due to the length of the Umbooo and to attempt a Joint and have perfected it by the time you try to do an Umbooo.
Ian: "Yo, Eliot dismantle that Dutchie right there and roll me an L"
Eliot: "Nah man i feel so Grimy after smoking an L lets do something, lets say 'Cleaner'".
Ian: "Like what?"
Mark: "Umbooo!"
Eliot: "Umbooo!"
Ian: "Umbooo?"
Mark: "Umbooo!"
Umbooo by Happy Cholo June 18, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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