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Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise".
the common (but not remembered) cause for this is :
a) running into things
b) falling on your face
c) general clumsiness

These contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of "huh?"
"Sh**, I totally don't remember getting this U.P.B"

"I thought you punched me in the face, but now I find out I just fell over"

"There is a huge U.P.B. on my leg"
U.P.B. by kittums March 8, 2009
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Gareth is a total U.P.B.
U.P.B. by UrMma February 18, 2020
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S.T.F.U.Y.U.P.B 

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B.U.P.A. 

(Boo-pah) - Big Upper Pussy Area, found mostly on older and/or fat women.
Wow, my teacher has a big BUPA
B.U.P.A. by J. Stizzle August 5, 2003
An unusually nasty vagina, that reeks of a foul odor. Short for Blown Up Pussy
Dude, Gloria's nasty B.U.P. makes my sheets smell like really stinky armpits after we bump uglies.
B.U.P. by John Thrilla July 16, 2008

U.B.P.L.'s 

1. Acronym for "Ultra Beefy Pussy Lips".

2. A beat-up, turned-out vagina that is usually accompained by a foul odor and/or taste.
You're gettin' it on with a chick that you've never been with before. You go down to drink from her natural spring of goodness only to notice that she has one of those vaginas that looks like someone reached up in there, pulled it inside out, and left it hanging. "Damn... that bitch has got U.B.P.L.'s!!!"
U.B.P.L.'s by Thunder80 September 23, 2010

P .U .B .S.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....
P .U .B .S.
3 o'clock

aww yeah, sweet bit of preteen
P .U .B .S. by drobe June 1, 2007
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