Definitions by kittums

U.P.B.

Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise".
the common (but not remembered) cause for this is :
a) running into things
b) falling on your face
c) general clumsiness

These contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of "huh?"

"Sh**, I totally don't remember getting this U.P.B"

"I thought you punched me in the face, but now I find out I just fell over"

"There is a huge U.P.B. on my leg"

U.P.B. by kittums March 8, 2009