Acronym for Unofficial Patch: a series of bug fixes, texture adjustments and just general gameplay tweaks to games that are publicly modifiable. These patches are not offered with retail copies of the game, and U.P.'s are usually made by skilled game modders or modding projects/collaborations, and not the game developer itself.
A spinoff of the term "A.I." or Artificial Intelligence, a "U.P.I." or User-Provisioned Intelligence" is any user-configured, programmatic entity with the capacity to perform tasks like its specific user would. This might include any of the visual, linguistic, behavioral, or decision-making operations an A.I. would perform, but done in a way characteristically identical to the manner of the user being emulated.
A U.P.I. might be a robot you teach to wash and fold your laundry exactly the way you like it, or a piece of software you train to respond to your emails.
Jennifer's intelligent doorbell was equipped with U.P.I., so as I pressed its sleek, glowing button, it quipped back at me in an all too Jenny-like sardonic tone, "Wait.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!