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Mike Tysonized 

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.
1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}! 2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double [shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.
Mike Tysonized by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017
Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")
I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!
Tysonitis by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
The form or art of having a limb/part of your body taken off in an extremely insane and/or violent nature. Coined by Mike Tyson.
"Why are you biting my leg for?" "Consider yourself tysonated."

"He walked into the Cannibal's Annual Meeting and came out extrememly tysonated."

"Mike Tyson once tysonated me in a men's bathroom. He made me tip him."
tysonated by Stephen Monroe July 4, 2008
make small, and grow hair.
Bozo the clown was tysonized.
tysonize by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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