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Mike Tysonized 

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.
Mike Tysonized by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017
Related Words
Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")
I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!
Tysonitis by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
The form or art of having a limb/part of your body taken off in an extremely insane and/or violent nature. Coined by Mike Tyson.
"Why are you biting my leg for?" "Consider yourself tysonated."

"He walked into the Cannibal's Annual Meeting and came out extrememly tysonated."

"Mike Tyson once tysonated me in a men's bathroom. He made me tip him."
tysonated by Stephen Monroe July 4, 2008
make small, and grow hair.
Bozo the clown was tysonized.
tysonize by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026