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typlexia 

"Typlexia is a rare, incurable disease whose scientific name is 'kebordium typlexia'.

This devastating condition causes its sufferers to misspell and mistype words which they know perfectly well how to spell. In a sense, typlexia is a little bit like a written form of Tourette's syndrome."

Note: The proper spelling for the word is typlexia; typelexia (notice the extra e) is defined as how a person suffering with typlexia might mis-type the disease.
Typelexia nervosa occurs in nearly half of all typlexia keybordium sufferrers. This variant is a mutation of the typlexia keyboridum disease which usually only strikes web developers and Instandt Messenger program users. When in a hurry, typlexia nervosa sufferers mis-type nearly ever common word imaginebale.

There is no known cuere for eeither variation of the disease, however htere are wasy to treat the symptoims.
typlexia by Angela Buraglia October 21, 2007
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Tislexia 

The public generally knows the horror of dyslexia as perceiving written words in reverse order, thus making it difficult to learn as quickly as other people. They see words backwards. They communicate ideas backwards.
The extreme condition causes seeing EVENTS, time, life itself, backwards... in absolutely reverse order at times.
It shows itself when the affected tells another person something physically exists or HAS happened when it has not yet happened or has not yet been created. The other person says "No, it's not!" and the affected says "Yes, 'tis!!".
So, tislexia was born, and tislexia reached its zenith today in the White House. It was announced that THIS White House under Donald Trump had ended COVID-19 on the SAME day as the worst infection rate EVER in the history of the USA.
Tislexia! PLEASE! Leave home without it! Live your life in the correct order!
Bob had always doubted the Wall would be built down the middle of a river mostly, but one day he bumped his head on an iceberg, developed tislexia and began to see the Wall as completed. "Look! The floating river wall works! No one will EVER think to swim UNDER it!"
Tislexia by You rReal Name October 28, 2020

Typslexia 

When you type really badly, due to fast typing or thicker fingers, you make so many errors and mistakes, it all just doesn’t make sense and you have to type out the actual word so the other person can understand. Usually more frequent for automatic keyboard correction, if you use shorter down words or anything “non english” like abbreviations and such, the automatic keyboard can change it to something you didn’t even want to use in the first place, hence making your sentences even more wild.
You: “duck you shut
The person: “huh?”
You: “**fuck you shit”
The person: “ur typslexia is acting up again”
Bad example, but i’m sure if you relate you’d understand
Typslexia by gooeymilk July 28, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026