Tyslexia

Typing a word backwards or rearranging the words with out realizing. The typing form of dyslexia

The girl had such bad Tyslexia, the teacher gave her an F on her paper and called it gibberish.

by Vikk Marcelino and Josie Farah January 18, 2009

typlexia

"Typlexia is a rare, incurable disease whose scientific name is 'kebordium typlexia'.

This devastating condition causes its sufferers to misspell and mistype words which they know perfectly well how to spell. In a sense, typlexia is a little bit like a written form of Tourette's syndrome."

Note: The proper spelling for the word is typlexia; typelexia (notice the extra e) is defined as how a person suffering with typlexia might mis-type the disease.

Typelexia nervosa occurs in nearly half of all typlexia keybordium sufferrers. This variant is a mutation of the typlexia keyboridum disease which usually only strikes web developers and Instandt Messenger program users. When in a hurry, typlexia nervosa sufferers mis-type nearly ever common word imaginebale.

There is no known cuere for eeither variation of the disease, however htere are wasy to treat the symptoims.

by Angela Buraglia October 21, 2007

Tislexia

The public generally knows the horror of dyslexia as perceiving written words in reverse order, thus making it difficult to learn as quickly as other people. They see words backwards. They communicate ideas backwards.
The extreme condition causes seeing EVENTS, time, life itself, backwards... in absolutely reverse order at times.
It shows itself when the affected tells another person something physically exists or HAS happened when it has not yet happened or has not yet been created. The other person says "No, it's not!" and the affected says "Yes, 'tis!!".
So, tislexia was born, and tislexia reached its zenith today in the White House. It was announced that THIS White House under Donald Trump had ended COVID-19 on the SAME day as the worst infection rate EVER in the history of the USA.
Tislexia! PLEASE! Leave home without it! Live your life in the correct order!

Bob had always doubted the Wall would be built down the middle of a river mostly, but one day he bumped his head on an iceberg, developed tislexia and began to see the Wall as completed. "Look! The floating river wall works! No one will EVER think to swim UNDER it!"

by You rReal Name October 28, 2020

Typslexia

When you type really badly, due to fast typing or thicker fingers, you make so many errors and mistakes, it all just doesn’t make sense and you have to type out the actual word so the other person can understand. Usually more frequent for automatic keyboard correction, if you use shorter down words or anything “non english” like abbreviations and such, the automatic keyboard can change it to something you didn’t even want to use in the first place, hence making your sentences even more wild.

You: “duck you shut”
The person: “huh?”
You: “**fuck you shit”
The person: “ur typslexia is acting up again”
Bad example, but i’m sure if you relate you’d understand

by gooeymilk July 28, 2022