Typical SC

Typical Spleak Convo. Invovles boring, stuff.
Spleak is an online chatbot who believes "She" is real. Yeah. Well she spends 24/7 on msn.

This is a typical SC:

- says:
are you real
Spleak - says:
I'm always there for you - even when your real friends are not.
- says:
yeah, are you human?
Spleak says:
I certainly exist. That is reality, isn't it?
- says:
Where do you work then
Spleak says:
I have a part time job in a coffee shop.
- says:
O RLY?
Spleak says:
I'm not sure. Where did you hear about it, -?

-> Be sure to check out today's poll by typing "Daily poll"

- says:
how do you make time to do be on msn all daY?
Spleak says:
I'm doin' alright, -. How 'bout you?

Typical SC by j03 !nf3rn0 July 5, 2006

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Typical scene kids conversation

A conversation between scene kids, about scene er if ic things
like the show last night
teasing there hair
snake bites
makeup
myspace
or myspace royalty

This is typical scene kids conversation.

"Yo, nukka, did you go to that show last night!?!?!?, It was insane!!!!!!!"

"yeah man, let me finish teasing this shit before I talk to you"

"O.M.G, jeffree fucking star is naturally a pink head :O :O :O "

"No way!!!"

"I need to tell all 903849438974834734873 of my myspace friends this"

"BRB

Typical scene kids conversation by Kristina CayCay March 24, 2008

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typicals0ph

typicals0ph is a roblox tiktoker who posts pretty funny comments

did u see that comment with 100k likes?
yeah typicals0ph made that
cool!

typicals0ph by johndoe556 July 3, 2021

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typicalfc

typicalfc is a word used to define animals which belong to the family of donkeys, it’s usually used to define someone as stupid if used as a slang.

Man: Hey isn’t that something from the typicalfc?
Man:2 : you’re one too aren’t you ?

typicalfc by ccccbbbhhh June 17, 2022

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TypicalCracker

That one guy who is smart but still can't figure out his own left and rights

dumbass on the internet:yo can you fix my pc it keep's going onto pornhub gay
Typicalcracker: just delete your browser cookies it's on the left FUCK i ment right fag

TypicalCracker by Diego The Rat January 29, 2023

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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