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Pronounced- Tie-Pee

Anybody who believes they are gifted at music, when they are in fact inept. This is often associated with being a tool, and taking all personal jokes seriously even when they aren't serious.

One who wants to play Soothsayer (Buckethead) at a school talent show, when they can't even play Smoke on the Water.

alternate: The biggest tool in the universe who fucks cats. A Jackhammer in the power tool section of home depot; cause you have to rent it, and your neighbors will hate you for it.
*Person1 does what they feel is an amazing shred solo*

Person 1 "D00d I'm so good at Guitar!"
Person 2 "Ugh... Stop being such a Ty P."
Ty P by Pepsi Cola69 January 24, 2010
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I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S 

I
Just
Want

To
Suck
Your

Pussy
'Till

You
Scream
Guy: hey baby I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

Girl: you are one freaky guy and I love it!
I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S by Crystal Guru January 30, 2022

l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.o.m.f 

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Let. Me. Eat. Your.pussy.till.you.come.on.my face.
only freaks will know

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Ty-pilled 

becoming devoid of all common sense and consciousness
Guy1: Damn, you seem Ty-pilled.
Guy2: I love funko pops.
Ty-pilled by cKnees December 1, 2020

ty pennington 

When you clean up/remodel a place and make it awesome.
Oh, yeah, I totally ty penningtoned the place up! We got a pool table now!
ty pennington by Adiekins March 13, 2010

t.y.p.ed ryonwa 

Are you dead inside? It’s been scientifically proven that if you searched this, your dead, first it’s type any word..., then ...drow yna epyt, and now this mess. Just go type zxpocviubnytmlrekjwqhgasfd already.
“Make sure the poison is ready”
“Ready”
“Alright headphones on?”
“Yep”
“Any last words?”
Muffled words
“Ok now release the poison”
T.y.p.ed ryonwa
t.y.p.ed ryonwa by Boredom Reaper December 20, 2020
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