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Pronounced- Tie-Pee

Anybody who believes they are gifted at music, when they are in fact inept. This is often associated with being a tool, and taking all personal jokes seriously even when they aren't serious.

One who wants to play Soothsayer (Buckethead) at a school talent show, when they can't even play Smoke on the Water.

alternate: The biggest tool in the universe who fucks cats. A Jackhammer in the power tool section of home depot; cause you have to rent it, and your neighbors will hate you for it.
*Person1 does what they feel is an amazing shred solo*

Person 1 "D00d I'm so good at Guitar!"
Person 2 "Ugh... Stop being such a Ty P."
Ty P by Pepsi Cola69 January 24, 2010
Words you can keep
P&TY by Partysharty August 18, 2011

I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S 

I
Just
Want

To
Suck
Your

Pussy
'Till

You
Scream
Guy: hey baby I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

Girl: you are one freaky guy and I love it!
I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S by Crystal Guru January 30, 2022

l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.o.m.f 

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Let. Me. Eat. Your.pussy.till.you.come.on.my face.
only freaks will know

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Ty-pilled 

becoming devoid of all common sense and consciousness
Guy1: Damn, you seem Ty-pilled.
Guy2: I love funko pops.
Ty-pilled by cKnees December 1, 2020

ty pennington 

When you clean up/remodel a place and make it awesome.
Oh, yeah, I totally ty penningtoned the place up! We got a pool table now!
ty pennington by Adiekins March 13, 2010

t.y.p.ed ryonwa 

Are you dead inside? It’s been scientifically proven that if you searched this, your dead, first it’s type any word..., then ...drow yna epyt, and now this mess. Just go type zxpocviubnytmlrekjwqhgasfd already.
“Make sure the poison is ready”
“Ready”
“Alright headphones on?”
“Yep”
“Any last words?”
Muffled words
“Ok now release the poison”
T.y.p.ed ryonwa
t.y.p.ed ryonwa by Boredom Reaper December 20, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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