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Pronounced- Tie-Pee

Anybody who believes they are gifted at music, when they are in fact inept. This is often associated with being a tool, and taking all personal jokes seriously even when they aren't serious.

One who wants to play Soothsayer (Buckethead) at a school talent show, when they can't even play Smoke on the Water.

alternate: The biggest tool in the universe who fucks cats. A Jackhammer in the power tool section of home depot; cause you have to rent it, and your neighbors will hate you for it.
*Person1 does what they feel is an amazing shred solo*

Person 1 "D00d I'm so good at Guitar!"
Person 2 "Ugh... Stop being such a Ty P."
Ty P by Pepsi Cola69 January 24, 2010

I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S 

I
Just
Want

To
Suck
Your

Pussy
'Till

You
Scream
Guy: hey baby I.J.W.T.S.Y.P.T.Y.S

Girl: you are one freaky guy and I love it!

l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.o.m.f 

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Let. Me. Eat. Your.pussy.till.you.come.on.my face.
only freaks will know

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F

e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f. 

eat your pussy till you cum in my face
Random guy, “Hey can I e.y.p.t.y.c.i.y.m.f.?”
Random girl, “ OMG PLEASE SEX ME NOW DADDY!!!”

“e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.” Simply means “eat your pussy till you cum in my face” which is something you may ask your girlfriend or someone you want to hookup with over text as an abbreviation
P.T.Y = please & thank you. Used when texting someone a request as a nice way of saying all the niceties.
A:: When the dog is done eating, can you put him outside p.t.y?
B: No problem.
P.T.Y by Aine2014 September 14, 2016
(Punker than you!) If a person is more punk or has more Kick arse attitude than anyone or any thing.
Punk being a good thing.
Attitude without being aggressive.
"owch...That chick is P.T.Y"

"that guy is look'n P.T.Y"
P.T.Y by Burce James September 11, 2006