Twonce

When something’s too good to do it only once, but you embarrassed to admit you wan it twice.

«You wan the nosebag?» «Nah, I need to get up early for me mum’s funeral tomorrow , but Ill hit it twonce just to keep you in compnay...»

by Modern Langjugage October 30, 2017

twonce

Not once, not twice, but twonce...

I did that twonce- I liked it!

by Izaak Wegman June 07, 2004

twonce

a mix between twat and nonce, or just generally a name you can call people who annoy you. generally used with msn, aim etc to describe flirting over it as the person may be flirting which is twattish but not a nonce

girl 1: my god dave was being a right twonce last night on aim!
girl 2:yeah what a tard

by oLi135790264 June 03, 2009

twonce

An insult, a useless or stupid person.

Geophery you twonce!

by Timblimbim May 26, 2005

Twonce

You did it twice but only want to admit you did it once….

I smoked crack like twonce—-

by Share711 March 21, 2022