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a mix between twat and nonce, or just generally a name you can call people who annoy you. generally used with msn, aim etc to describe flirting over it as the person may be flirting which is twattish but not a nonce
girl 1: my god dave was being a right twonce last night on aim!
girl 2:yeah what a tard
twonce by oLi135790264 June 3, 2009
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twonce • twincest • twonker • toonces • twone • twonked • tronce • twence • twince • twocer
An insult, a useless or stupid person.
Geophery you twonce!
twonce by Timblimbim May 30, 2005
When something’s too good to do it only once, but you embarrassed to admit you wan it twice.
«You wan the nosebag?» «Nah, I need to get up early for me mum’s funeral tomorrow , but Ill hit it twonce just to keep you in compnay...»
Twonce by Modern Langjugage October 30, 2017
You did it twice but only want to admit you did it once….
I smoked crack like twonce—-
Twonce by Share711 March 21, 2022
I love tronce. Especially above and beyonds group therapy playlist.
Tronce by CowTiddyMilk September 14, 2019
The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
Toonces by Rusty Was Here April 25, 2005
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