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Did you see that vikor guy in that gay porn last night, he was a twoer
twoer by Stopher Reinhold October 31, 2006
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When you cum before bed but you still can't sleep so you have sex again.
It's o.k if we didn't have sex this morning... we had a twoer last night.
Twoer by Three'Er February 15, 2017
A public toilet that is situated so one may complete a bowel movement in private and unmolested.
Their restroom is a twoer.
twoer by lizzyb October 15, 2022

Ten To Twoer 

When you've gone to the club with all of your mates to pull a bird and it gets to 1:50 (10 minutes before the club shuts) and most of your mates have pulled yet you haven't. You still want to take someone home that night so you hit the dance floor to go and pull any munter or fat bird to satisfy your needs for the night. That female is a Ten To Twoer.
I was desperate to pull a bird in the club last night so I ended up with a Ten To Twoer
Ten To Twoer by BigAlphaMale May 2, 2020

IKEA tower 

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return
I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation
IKEA tower by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

bavarian bell tower 

See Dutch Marines
Bavarian Bell Tower? Why does that sound like something I don't want to look up on Urban Dictionary?

Towerbridging 

When one girl is being taken from behind by one dude and at the same time his buddy fucks here in the mouth and they highfive at the same time. This all results in an extraodinary resemblance of the London tower bridge. Therefore this girl is being towerbridged.
Wow dude thats a hot chick man
for real we got to towerbridge that ass man.
Yeah we gonna be towerbridging tonight!
Towerbridging by Lemmen September 29, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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