Two-Shits 

One who has to top any story, one upper

"Man!, I just took a big shit! Oh yeah, well I just took two!" hence "Two-Shits"

Two-Shits by Johnny Danyoung March 16, 2008

Two Shits 

Over exaggeration of not caring.

I don't give two shits about you or your friends.

Two Shits by Boykin July 15, 2006

two shits 

Something that a lot of people refuse to give.

Person: "I could give two shits.."

Me: "But you won't, huh?"

Person: "Nope!"

two shits by Forever Remain October 30, 2008

Two shits 

Having a complete lack of care.

"I don't give two shits about the dolphins"

Two shits by BMWGGANTMSFU February 4, 2010

Two shits 

1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."

Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."

Two shits by ccharless February 20, 2010

Two Shits 

Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.

Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday

Two Shits by tippler January 28, 2010

Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn

Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day

Two shits less by TheVegasCasanova April 13, 2014