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Two Shits
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Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one
shit
that morning he/she
will
have
done
two.
Hey
Bob
, I totally did the biggest
crap
this morning
Aw... I did "
TWO
SHITS" shits yesterday
Two Shits
by
tippler
January 28, 2010
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