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two-handed zamboni 

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.
Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.
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Two-Handed Zamboni 

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
They did the two-handed zamboni last night

Two handed Zamboni 

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008