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Two girls, One cup 

The definition of PTSD. Dont watch it, i am warning you. If you want to keep your eyes pure then listen to me. Dont. fucking. watch. it. I am begging you. Dont watch it. My eyes have been cursed with eternal pain and disgust after watching it.

Summary:

2 girls shit in a cup and lick it like ice cream.
Dan: just watched Two girls, One cup. I want to kill myself

Jeff: my name a jeff lol
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Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.
(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”
Two Girls, One Cup by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025

two girls one cup 

Disgusting movie on the web. Two girls start licking each others chests, followed by one of the girls filling a pint glass with her own feces. The movie goes on to show BOTH girls licking and sucking at the contents of the cup. Later, one girl has a fine specimen that she squirts out of her mouth a few times before swallowing. THEN the girls start pulling the trigger and puking in each others mouths! WORST MOVIE ON THE WEB! INCONCEIVABLE!!
"My ex-girlfriend invited me to a friends' house to watch what she called 'Two Girls One Cup'... After watching it I burned all of my things, had my name legally changed, and moved to a new state."
two girls one cup by Magetto13 October 2, 2007

two girls one cup 

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)
Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
two girls one cup by A Silvz February 22, 2009

two girls one cup 

The world's first viral Sheisse video.

Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.

(Spoiler Alert! The following reveals elements of the video's "plot")

Sadistic Asshole: "Dude... check out this video of these two hot chicks 'making out'. He! He!".

Said Asshole's victim plays the video "Two Girls One Cup": Idyllic music plays.... Two attractive women ... Standard Lesbian foreplay ... then, at about 0:30 into the video....

Traumatized Victim (horrified and at the brink of nausea): "Are they ... Oh my God, No ... I can't believe ... Are they really, IS SHE EATING THE OTHER CHICK'S POO! AND, OH NO, SQUIRTING IT INTO THE OTHER CHICK'S MOUTH! PLEASE, I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!"

Sadistic Asshole: "Oh it gets better. So much better, so much tastier."

... the two women, apparently fed-up (hah! pun intended) with eating each other poop, wash their fecal-feast down with a generous helping of each other's vomit; could there by a more fitting denouement?...

Traumatized Victim (shaking): "Where am I? Its sooo cold in here... My life will never be the same... My whole worldview has been decimated ... Someone, please hold me. I am so scared ..."

Sadistic Asshole: "Ha Ha! Isn't technology wonderful!"
two girls one cup by atlasfugged January 2, 2008

two girls one cup 

Like the video from "The Ring" but you die a worse death...
If you watch two girls one cup, before you die, you see...their rings!
two girls one cup by BenM666 January 9, 2009

two girls one cup 

Something that will ruin your life forever. Do not even try to search for it.
"Wheres Frank?"
"He killed himself after watching two girls one cup."
two girls one cup by biggyfofilly December 10, 2007
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