two days 

Used by men to describe a particularly unclean woman to another man who is interested in her. Unclean can be taken just about any way you wish, however it usually refers to an STD or a pungent odor.

Comes from the amount of days it will take to get the smell of her vagina off of your hand.

Jimmy, you don't want anything to do with that girl. She's got two days.

two days by The Notorious N May 13, 2004

Two Days Till Retirement 

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

Two Days Till Retirement by DANfan January 19, 2013

two days and a wake up 

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

two days and a wake up by Flash Freak 342 March 6, 2016

Two Days Later 

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".

1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.

Two Days Later by Jacob, who's asking...asshole. April 7, 2010

two days later 

best band in the world, consisting of 5 tallanted musicians, tom, dave, keith, peter, and conor. peace

two days later is the god of all emo/punk music

two days later by uhhhh March 15, 2004

Two-a-days 

Two-A-Days, or sometimes known as Hell Week, is a term in football to describe when a football team has practice twice a day: in the morning, and in the afternoon or evening. Two-A-Days are usually done the beginning of fall, such as the end of July or mid-August, but are sometimes done on a daily basis for some teams.

Two-a-days,,,,practice from 230pm until 8pm

Two-a-days by 5 J's August 21, 2007

two a days 

an extreme week of hell which football tryouts are held, where there are 2 practices a day

hey bro you ready for two a days ?

two a days by mark andrews January 2, 2009