Two Pumps
Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman
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two-pumps
two-pumps by Wayne jackson May 13, 2004
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two-pumps • Two pumps & a nut • Timmy Two Pumps • grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip • Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. • Two pump surprise • two • two faced • two bagger • two fingers up
Two pumps & a nut
Two pumps & a nut by Zoey Ann Archy June 14, 2026
grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip
Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!
grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014
Timmy Two Pumps
To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.
Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.
Dude1: godamnit, dude.
Timmy Two Pumps by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015
Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee.
"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
Two Pump Dump
Two Pump Dump by The Dogg August 12, 2014
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